
Taylor Kitsch plays a goofier variant of Tim Riggins from Friday Night Lights named Alex Hopper. Or he’s just being paid obscene amounts of money to show up and look imposing for twenty minutes. And of course we can’t forget Liam Neeson, who between this and two “Titans” sequels must be going a bit batty as he grows older and chooses new film projects.
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And who would sign up for such a daft exercise in filmmaking? Well, director Peter Berg threw some darts at a wall full of headshots and came up with two Dillon Panthers, a True Blood vampire, an R&B singer, a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl and Turtle from Entourage (seriously, look for him). But while many of us have fond memories of Optimus Prime and Bumblebee growing up, few can say the same about a tiny gray aircraft carrier that was sunk because stupid Billy Sanders totally cheated and looked at my board when I went to get some string cheese.Īnd remember kids, Battleship is for Tommy only. Susie has dishes to wash with mom!Īs such, they had to start from the ground up, hence the inclusion of techno-superior aliens to liven things up and “Transformerfy” the film. Obviously Hasbro wanted to replicated the success of the Transformers series, from which Battleship borrows heavily. But I guess you need some sort of brand recognition when you’re spending $200M on a film, even if it’s just grasping at childhood straws. An original, blockbuster feature about aliens fighting battleships is not the worst idea for a movie, but with the “Battleship” brand attached, all anyone ever sees is the toy. The film would have at least garnered some respect if it just dropped the entire Battleship moniker to begin with. For example, is Hasbro shelling out millions upon millions for this feature to increase sales of their archaic Battleship board game? Or did those involved with the film have to pay the toy company to allow them to use the branding power of the game that we all played approximately five times as children? The mind boggles at how equally stupid each scenario is.
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The announcement of a Battleship film was met with jeers, and rightfully so, it’s a concept so dumb it makes the upcoming Asteroids movie look like Citizen Kane in comparison. Hollywood has run out of ideas to the point where they’re making movies out of board games.

That was a bit of a rambly mess but i just thought of like what would work best for me i guess.It’s a concept that’s been mocked for well over a year now.

they can sort out a new spell for making sure people don't fuck in the dorms. i think it would be cool if the dorms were upgraded so that there's a potion of some sort that takes a strand of everyone's hair or something and then puts them into groups for dorms that have the best chemistry, regardless of gender so no more of the magic stairs refusing to let people in. i think you'd go to one of the therapists and talk about it and they'd arrange for hrt and they inform your head of house and the healer and apart from them, they keep it as confidential as you like. I like to think that once voldemort's gone and mcgonagall's the headmistress that she'd employ some therapists who specialise in various things like mental health and lgbtq+ stuff since dumbledore was too much of an idiot to do it, cause like there's so many students there and harry was just one example of someone who clearly needed a therapist. God, medicine is so advanced in the wizarding world that hormones must be way advanced too. Just your general thoughts about the school handling the situation, as I'm sure McGonagall is completely understanding as a principal and does not let anyone discriminate against these students. Let's not go into any specific character, because we don't canonically know of any that are trans, yet there might be, and there surely is. Thoughts on bullying and education about gender and sexuality? If they are not already out, do they tell their head of house? Is there a spell for helping them transition as they get older, or do they get a traditional hormone treatment from Madam Pomfrey?ĭo they just switch to the other gender's dorm? What if they are non-binary or don't feel like boy or girl? Do they get to choose? What about the magic stairs that turn into slides for boys at the girls' dorm, do they magically feel what that student identifies as? The post made me think how Hogwarts treats students that are transgender/non-binary/anything but cis? I want to hear your thoughts on every little detail!
